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March 2009 :

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May 2009 :

May 2009 Derka-Derka Rant #171. ople who are OVERLY politically correct…

I was born in the mid 60’s.... not a long time ago, but things have significantly

changed. What was wrong with saying “Merry Christmas” or “my wife” or “my

husband”…now we have to say “Seasons Greetings, and Partner”? WTF?

“Partner and Seasons Greetings” my ass! My British and Canadian family

members fought (and some died) in wars gone-bye so that I can have the right to

use terms like “Merry Christmas, husband, wife, manhole, handi-capped, etc.”!!

I wanna say that my woman is a “screamer and a moaner” not “vocally

appreciative”!!!! I wanna say “bald”, not “folically challenged”…and a midget is a

midget! Nothing else…vertically challenged – kiss my balls if you can reach ‘em

shorty!! Many Blacks CAN dance and many DO have rhythm! Jimmy Hendrix

wasn’t a super star because he was "caucasionally challenged"…. It was

because that N**ro could play the ass off of a Fender Stratocaster guitar!!!

Race didn't matter!!!! Rock-on man!!! Politically correctness was exacerbated by l

eft-wing feminists of the 60’s and 70’s. Good for them… I love women!! Every

curve, idiosyncrasy, notion and breath of women… they thrill and excite me into

an orgasmic sense of ecstasy and joy!! They can be politically correct or not and

I, like most men, would never even notice. As long as they are still burning bras

and demonstrating nude, they can be as politically correct as they wanna be. I

will continue to love ‘em. Men, on the other hand, will become as “politically

correct” as our women want us to… why?.. because women hold the key to

“the golden honey-pot”!!! That’s why!! As far as the “others” who use politically

correctness to serve as their own crutch – Get off of that sick old-nag of a high-

horse that you are “playing” from and join the rest of society in enjoying all of the

pleasures and joys that have been afforded to ALL Canadians!

BONUS RANTS
A ‘Bonus Rant’ is a thought or complaint that occurs
randomly or in the heat of the moment and needs to be
issued without delay. Usually gets him in more trouble!!!

When I try to make everyone else happy. I end up getting 30
shades of pissed off cause everyone just wants more!
Screw-off...and leave me alone! All married men know
exactly what the hell I’m talkin’ about. Our wives do this to us
all the friggin’ time!! “Oh honey, can you just vacuum the
living-room for me” .. oh yah .. you get right on it to get her
off your back and stop the naggin’; and the next thing that you
know… “Oh honey, seeing how you got that done so quickly,
could you just clean up the kitchen for me, I’m doing the
laundry”… Oh s**t… I’m telling ALL men…. take your friggin
’ time with the kitchen, or next thing you know, you’ll be clean
in’ the toilet!!! And then the dining room….and anywhere else
that she wants you to clean ……why.. because she is
cleaning your “tighty-whities” and we all know what a trying
job that is ….they make such a HUGE deal out of doing the
laundry.... S**t .. if that’s the case, give me the friggin’
laundry to do and I can put my ass down between loads and
“order” your ass around!!! After all… the washin’ machine
and dryer do all of the work!! All that anyone has to do is load
the pecker, push some buttons and “away we go”!!! Oh ya…
“I’m really tired from doin’ laundry all day!!!! Oh ya, I had to
stop between loads to have a crap also… just about wore
me right out.. I’m exhausted just thinking about it”!!! Just be
glad that we worked so hard so that we could have the
money so that we could purchase the top-of-the-line washer
and dryer, so that you can spend most of your weekend
bossing my ass around!!! What the frick!! just be glad that I
didn't buy you a wash bucket, a board and a rock to do the
laundry - at least then maybe I'd understand why the frigg you
are so tired from doing laundry!!!!! S**t!!!

I'm Dave Johnston - if you can think it, I'll say it!